I have jokes!

Bu Tia, I have jokes!

What jokes?

What does Beethoven do in his grave?

... hmmmm... Singing?

Nope. DeCOMPOSING.

(Laughing). Do you know what is decomposing?

Ya. Membusuk kan?



What is lizard's favorite movie?

hm.... Jurassic Park?

Nooo.... It is The Lizard Of Oz.



What is this : purple and 100 miles long?

Snake?

It is The GRAPE wall of China.